Today was Grocery Shopping Day (capital letters intended). I spent my life savings on food. Here’s how we do it.
Buying Groceries for the Bush:
1. Go to Fred Meyer (preferably the one on Muldoon if you’re in Anchorage). Take a friend.
2. Buy everything you might need, use, or want for the next 4-5 months.
3. Have your friend go get a second cart.
4. Have your friend push the original (and heavier) cart while you fill the new empty one.
5. Wheel your baskets to the register, and say specifically that it is a bush order. 10% handling fee is paid at the register.
6. Wheel your baskets to customer service, and fill out Bush Order Forms. Leave a credit card number so they can charge for shipping later once it has been weighed. Understand that there is no telling what that charge amount is going to be, and come to terms with it. You have to have food; that’s non-negotiable.
7. Leave your baskets in the store looking lonely and forgotten, and walk away.
My Fred Meyer Order (See that really long strip of paper in the closest basket? That's the RECEIPT.)
BSSD took us on this trip, and so the whole process went incredibly smooth. It was almost too easy, spending hundreds of dollars. All said and done, I’d say I spent 3 hours or so shopping for food. It helped to have that second person pushing a cart around the store for me (thanks, Kyle!). I know other new teachers would also agree that the advice from all three guides leading my group on recommended types and quantities of food necessary for bush life was invaluable. Some new teachers decided not to take the advice, but at least it was offered, right? You’d be hard-pressed to find better people or a more quality program than BSSD has offered us.
So, now I won’t starve. However, people keep saying it gets really cold up there so tomorrow we’re going shopping for winter gear. I even have a haircut scheduled tomorrow at JCPenney, and I don’t have to catch a cab! So far, so good with BSSD. Our guides have been so supportive and flexible that the whole experience has been quite manageable.
One day at a time.
-Megan
#6 & 7 made me laugh incredibly loud! We are thinking about you and praying that all continues to go well.
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